Advice about life facebook statuses 1. Admitting your mistakes is not a sign of weakness but a sign of maturity. 2. Secound chances are a gift, not a hand-out. Learn from your mistakes, try harder and strive for something better. 3. Your head is smarter then your heart. Follow your head, your hear will learn…
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Life in not about getting to the grave with a good-looking corpse. Its about coming in late, sliding in sideways and yelling, ˝Woo-Hoo, What a ride!˝
To get a hug from one of you childeren for absolutely no reason at all( no matter how old they are) is one of lifes greatest gifts.
Its true that nobady in this word is perfect! Buy everybody is perfect to somebody.
Call her beautiful, not hot. She’s a girl,not temperate.
Top Funny Facebook Status
1. I love it how you`re to busy to text me back, but youre not to busy to post crap on facebook. Love you too ! :/
2. Too bad you cant photoshop your ugly peronality.
3. Heres a nice sharp pair of scissors, go run.
Popular Facebook status
1. Like for Michael Phelps Dislike for John Lochte
2. The ugliest thing that make me laught. For Example, your face.
3. God, I love you…but when im on my period, the devil has me for a week.
Abuse Facebook status 1. My kindness, my ability to love and care arent weaknesses any anyone who thinks they are, dont deserve to be a part of my life. 2. Bruises will go away eventaully. Even the pain that caused them will too, but the me memory of how it happened wont. 3. I cry…
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Funny Alcohol Drinking facebook status
1. =Teen is drinking in a bar=
Cop: When is your birthday?
Teen: March 19th
like if you get it
2. When I fall over its nothing to do with alcohol..its because the floor looks like it needs a hug
3. I think Dora is an alcoholic…She needs her friends help finding her own house!
There are two muffins in an oven. The first muffin says to the other muffin ˝god damn its hot in here˝ and the other muffin said ˝holy shit its a talking muffin˝.